Wednesday, May 23, 2007

LOST

[migrated from myspace blog]

Reliable sources assure me that tonight's season 3 finale is anything but predictable. Yes, it's mostly an action show as war erupts between the 815 survivors and the Others / Hostiles / immortals(?). But the last 5 minutes is said to be the biggest reveal in the history of the show and will change the way we think about LOST forever. I'm completely spoiler-free. I haven't even watched the commercials or promos this week, so everything I know is generic and second hand. The only thing I'm sure about is that people will die. But after tonight, there's no turning back. Drink the Kool-Aid.


Here are some anti-spoilers from ew.com as written by Damon Lindelof. Everything in brackets is mine in case anyone doesn't get the references.

THE TOP FIVE THINGS YOU WILL NOT SEE IN THE LOST FINALE

5. Rose quietly snuffing the life out of Bernard by holding his nostrils closed while looking distractedly at Aaron's car seat. [The Sopranos]

4. Hurley feeling a great disturbance in the Force (''as if many voices cried out and were suddenly silent'') because his cousin back in Valencia, Calif., was blown up in a nuclear explosion and no one seemed to give a crud. [Star Wars: A New Hope...duh.]

3. Kate and Juliet doing each other's hair and nicknaming Jack ''McIntensey'' and Sawyer ''McMurderedTheManWhoConnedHisParentsy.'' [Grey's Anatomy]

2. A character travelling back in time to warn all the other characters to do something, but by doing that something, they prevent a future that might have happened but never did had the character not travelled back in time, thus negating the entire reason behind everything. [Déjà Vu]

1. Sanjaya. [American Idol]

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